Linguine

Linguine comes in handy when you're lazy and don't want to go out searching for ramen or udon or lo mein noodles at your local purveyor of Asian delights. It's kind of a Midwestern housewife move, I know, but it's hot as hell out, and mama needed some cold peanut sesame noodles with cuke and scallion, ya dig?



Oh no. What seems to be the trouble here? Linguine, you're looking a little rearranged...



Son of a beach! The 'Puff strikes again. I had seen him eyeing the cooling sauce and noodles before, shooed him away, and he'd retreated to a nearby windowsill. I figured he'd lost interest and I was home free. Plus, carbs are really more Harold's thing, and the 'Puff tends to go in more for oils and fats. But Pig-cat over here never looses interest. No job is too small!